– – – I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
– – – What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for?
– – – Wind noise around 210MPH.
– – – My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill ’em? btw, I have a record and I ain’t going back.
– – – Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
– – – Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.
– – – Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum
– – – The Save the Earth concert was a success.
– – – When’s the last time yours ran?
– – – Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.
Chevy Tahoe forum
– – – Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
Pontiac Fiero forum
– – – Just bought a new flame retardant suit.
BMW 7-series forum
– – – Where to get service on my Rolex?
– – – Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
– – – Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
– – – Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
– – – Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
– – – How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
– – – Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
– – – Do our cars use AAA or AA’s?
– – – Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
– – – Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
– – – Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
– – – My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
– – – Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.
Dodge Viper forum
– – – I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
– – – Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
– – – Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget where I’m supposed to be?
– – – Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $450 in gas.
– – – Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
– – – I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
– – – Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Ford 2.3 forums
– – – Help! Replaced everything, still doesn’t start!