To all my friends who sent me best wishes in 2007, or promises of good luck if I forwarded something, it did NOT WORK. For 2008, could you please just send either money, chocolate, beer, wine or gas vouchers. Thank you! SOURCE: FWD’ed into my email 😀
For those of you watching Amazing Race 12 (congrats to TK and Rachel) or any of the other Amazing Race shows .. you probably have seen a lot of the modern train and metro transportations seen around the world in the various countries. I thought I would just show you some of these “Modern Metros” in action here in my blog. Enjoy the pictorial!
Last year, I rounded up some of the best (that I could find) Christmas Light Shows .. you know the ones .. lights on houses that are choreographed to music .. Anyway – here are some new ones I found around the ‘net and on YouTube. Naturally, this isn’t ALL of them, but it should keep you easily amused for a while …. 🙂 Merry Christmas, Season’s Greetings, and All the Best in 2008! From, HART (1-800-HART) – here in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada Enjoy after the bump.
This is cute for all of you email FWD’ing links and pictures around the net …. Here is the HART and YVONNE version .. Enjoy! (click the image) Start the Elfamorphosis
No .. Seriously! AskSanta.ca Now Children Everywhere Can Email Santa click on this image And, Not So Seriously … Gratuitous Christmas FWD’s in HART’s Email
‘Tis The Season … PLEASE! Do not drink and drive. In fact, if you find it difficult to say any of the following words or phrases .. you might be drunk! So .. don’t do it! Don’t drive! Don’t Drive! Give the keys to a sober person!! Take the test – if you are having problems saying any of the following words or phrases .. YOU ARE DRUNK THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK * 1. Innovative * 2. Preliminary * 3. Proliferation * 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK * 1. Specificity [More]
From Yesterday’s Post: FWD: Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I received a FWD’ed email in my inbox the other day that asked the following question: Are you smarter than a 5th grader? There are 7 girls on a bus Each girl has 7 backpacks In each backpack, there are 7 big cats For every big cat there are 7 little cats (Q) How many legs are there in the bus? HERE IS THE SOLUTION There are 7 girls on a bus 7 girls with 2 legs each .. 7 x 2 = 14 legs Each girl has 7 [More]
Have you seen this video going around? It came into my INBOX about a week ago, but I was reluctant to post it here … Basically, in a nutshell, the video shows you have to save money and an alternative to buying expense “AA” batteries, which are used all our remotes, wireless keyboards and mouse, etc etc etc. HERE’s THE VIDEO THAT’s GOING AROUND THE ‘NET SOME WENT TO LENGTHS TO MAKE THIS MORE BELIEVABLE BUT I’LL PROBABLY GO OUT AND BUY “AA” BATTERIES ANYWAY
I received an email yesterday that was cute .. it had a question .. and an attachment. The attachment was an excel spreadsheet document that was password protected with the answer to the question. Do You Want 1-Month FREE Advertising Here on 1-800-HART?
Well, two days in a row of added Powerpoints .. so, I finally decided to just copy everything over from original post to its own page .. I’ll try to keep in alphabetical order. 1-800-HART’s PowerPoint Slideshow Page http://1800hart.com/blog/powerpoint-slideshows/
I’ve added another .pps to my Powerpoint entry .. HERE In case you are lazy and just want to see it from this post (although there are a lot of neat powerpoint slideshows on the above post) .. here it is … Added November 20, 2007 Third World Ways Of Transporting http://www.1800HART.com/media/Transport.pps Enjoy!
I’ve added a few other .pps’s to my Powerpoint entry .. HERE In case you are lazy and just want to see it from this post (although there are a lot of neat powerpoint slideshows on the above post) .. here it is … Added November 19, 2007 Amazing Photography – from 2006 http://www.1800HART.com/media/Photography2007.pps How Is A Paradigm Formed? http://www.1800HART.com/media/Paradigm08-15-07.pps Did You Know? (Some Obscure Facts) http://www.1800HART.com/media/DidYouKnow.pps Enjoy!
* FWD’ed into my email inbox The video filename was called “Government Job”, the subject of the email was titled “Working for the Government” .. but a quick search on YouTube seems to title this video “TravelX – artist: Morten Jøland” with tags .. advertising, commerical, performing, arts. I just made up the title for the heck of confusing everybody else out there in the world interested in watching this type of stuff!~
Today I received a FWD’ed email with a video file called “Drawing”. I was surprised it was so popular on YouTube and I never seen it before. I think it qualifies for my “Amusing Stuff” category! Although, I think I would add a disclaimer .. For Mature Audiences Only! About This Video: This Video is from Seminovos … I only uploaded it because his version is gone. I don’t know why. Fact is this video has to be online because it is very cool! Check out his Channel too! http://www.youtube.com/user/Seminovos PS: The translation from Portuguese to English at Babelfish is… [More]
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals 2. Conservatives Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that [More]
This little video was forwarded to me in my email today .. I uploaded it to YouTube to make it easier to watch! Enjoy.
World’s Largest Cargo Ship Get a load of this ship! * 15,000 containers * 207′ beam * Longer than a US Aircraft carrier * Crew size has a complement of 5,000 men and officers * Notice that 207′ beam means it was NOT designed for The Panama or Suez canal .. It is strictly transpacific. * “Cruise speed” 31 knots means the goods arrive 4 days before the typical container ship (18-20 knots) on a China-to-California run. So this Behemoth is hugely competitive carrying perishable goods. * This ship was built in three, perhaps as many as five sections. The [More]
Sometimes … I just like lists .. even though they have been FWD’ed to you a gazillion times since the invention of Email …. however – with tips like #7 – this will keep on being FWD’ed around the world until Y3K 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For [More]
Who Wouldn’t want something that does .. everything? It doesn’t matter anyway .. us CANUCKS can’t get service for these phones anyway .. 🙁 It’s been called the worst kept secret that Rogers Communications would most likely be the provider when it does come to Canada, but latest signs point to at least several months before that happens. Roger’s CFO told the Globe and Mail recently that Apple is concentrating on its U.S. launch, “and when they decide to turn their mind to other markets, we’ll be in line.” In fact, in its current form, the iPhone would only work [More]
HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation:
For the last departmental picnic, management decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups.
I’ve added a few other .pps’s to my Powerpoint entry .. HERE In case you are lazy and just want to see it from this post (although there are a lot of neat powerpoint slideshows on the above post) .. here it is … Added May 28, 2007 National Geographic Magazine – from 2005 http://www.1800HART.com/media/NationalG.PPS Enjoy!
I’ve added a few other .pps’s to my Powerpoint entry .. HERE In case you are lazy and just want to see it from this post (although there are a lot of neat powerpoint slideshows on the above post) .. here it is … Added May 18, 2007 Old Advertisements found on the internet http://www.1800HART.com/media/OldAds.pps NBC’s 2005 Pictures of the Year etc (with music) http://www.1800HART.com/media/NBC_Photo.pps Optical Illusions that are probably duplicates http://www.1800HART.com/media/opticalillusions01_1.pps Enjoy!
List found at: Bank Locater My Favorites .. 3. Put tape over the mouse optics 7. Burn popcorn in the microwave 70. Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone 101. Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you Although they were all quite funny and I had a good laugh this morning!
The pictures were FWD’ed to me in my email .. I took the liberty of adding all the text finding more about these pictures Guoliang Tunnel is different from other road tunnels; it is quiet, secluded and mysterious, bright one minute and dim the next, full of twists and turns. The wall of the tunnel is uneven and there are more than 30 “windows” of different sizes and shapes. Some windows are round and some are square, and they range from dozens of metres long to standard-window-size. It is frightening to look down from the windows, where strange rocks hanging [More]
Off-Topic: So here I am .. thinking that I haven’t burned a new CD for my car in about 2 years. So, I load my MusicMatch and start to ponder … What Type Of Music Do I Want To Listen To? Well .. then it hits me … How about all of songs from the Top 10 Greatest Albums of Time? Fortunately, my car stereo can play songs in .mp3 format .. so this “BURN” could actually fit 18 complete albums (including a double album) so I’ve extended this list to the Top 18+ Greatest Albums of All Time. Oh, [More]
I’ve been posting Canada Revenue Agency etc under the category “Government and Big Brother” … but .. this takes the cake! Big Brother Is Watching You * at least in Long Beach that is .. Heads up from: BankLocater
Here are the latest fashions from Italy and Japan DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? * Disclaimer: These were FWD’ed to me via email. I do not know if the above are really the “latest” fashions or are really from Italy or Japan // HART
I’ve added a few other .pps’s to my Powerpoint entry .. HERE In case you are lazy and just want to see it from this post (although there are a lot of neat powerpoint slideshows on the above post) .. here it is … Added March 5, 2007 Old Photographic Archives of Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada http://www.1800HART.com/media/OldWinnipeg.pps Some DOG Inspirational Powerpoints (with music background) http://www.1800HART.com/media/AboutDogs.pps http://www.1800HART.com/media/LIFEIS.pps Enjoy! UPDATE: MARCH 27, 2010 For those who asked what the music is in the “aboutdog.pps” slideshow .. JASON has emailed me with the following information: I can confirm that it is “Nocturne”, composed by [More]
* aka AMUSING PICTURES ADDED 2007-02-20 … Which one do you think is the funniest? Click on each picture for the original size ..
The Attitude! The Refreshments! ~~~~ just kidding 🙂 These were FWD’ed to me in my email .. and I thought they were great!
I’ve added another .pps to my Powerpoint entry .. HERE In case you are lazy and just want to see it from this post (although there are a lot of neat powerpoint slideshows on the above post) .. here it is … Added February 7, 2007 Fun With Urinals http://www.1800HART.com/media/Head_Office_Urinals.pps Enjoy!