Okay. Believe it or not, I do not “blog” all day. But, I do blog and am committed to this ‘blogging’ thing .. – you should accept that.
So, to make the transition easier for all of those around me … I have decided to take all of the verbs OUT of the English language and replace them with the term “blogging”. You can do vice versa as well.
BEFORE: Honey .. I’m going to go for a drive around the block and get a cup of coffee at Tim Hortons.
AFTER: Honey .. I’m going to go for a blog around the block and blog a cup of coffee at Tim Hortons.
BEFORE: Let’s go walk the dogs! Maxxie! Sophie!! Who wants to go walking?
AFTER: Let’s go blog the dogs! Maxxie! Sophie! Who wants to go blogging?
BEFORE: What are you watching on T.V.?
AFTER: What are you blogging on T.V.?
BEFORE: Do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
AFTER: Do you want to go blog for dinner tonight?
And, finally …
BEFORE: Are you blogging right now?
AFTER: Are you working right now?
This way .. you will get the answer you want to hear …
YES DEAR … I am working right now.