RCMP press release (GO BOMBERS GO)

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News Releases – Communiqués
RCMP ‘D’ Division/GRC Division ‘D’:

For Immediate Distribution
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Suspicious Substance Found

Regina, SK
November 21, 2007

Saskatchewan Roughrider football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Taylor Field. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

The head coach immediately suspended practice while the RCMP were called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the RCMP determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the RCMP decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Hah!!! Go Bombers!!!

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[…] Asymmetric wrote an interesting post today!.Here’s a quick excerpt News Releases – Communiqués RCMP ‘D’ Division/GRC Division ‘D’: For Immediate Distribution _______________________________________________ Suspicious Substance Found Regina, SK November 21, 2007 Saskatchewan Roughrider football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Taylor Field. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach imme […]

Brad Lillie says:

LMAO
Pretty friggin funny, good sense of humour, always love to see those banjo playin inbreds get a few knocks.
The Big B

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